short straw

To get or draw the short straw means to be chosen for something no one wants.

Poor guy. He drew the short straw this time. I'm glad I don't have to do it.

by rtilley October 15, 2013

plastic straw

I kill turtles owo

Starbucks keeps giving me paper straws and they always disintegrate before I finish my drink. And sometimes they don't even give me a straw. Do they expect my Caramel Macchiato to stir itself? I understand why people don't like plastic straws, but can Starbucks not succ as much? *Sips tea angrily*

by IRL_ August 17, 2019

O’Nella’s Straw

O’Nella’s Straw is a philosophical term once coined by the great philosopher Sam O’Nella, on his famous work “Kinds of Straws”, a revered piece of entertainment and philosophical thinking.

The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.

The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.

“Has a firm believer of O’Nella’s straw, I find that the child using that bent monstrosity in this Oliver Garden establishment is a disgrace from humanity.”

by B. C. Santos March 2, 2021

russian straw

The act of placing the penis between the breasts and rubbing in an up and down motion while squeezing said breasts together.

Since she said no to a blow job I suggested a Russian Straw instead.

by Qweenybee December 11, 2021

Banovski’s Straw

When a gentleman curls his tongue to form a straw while eating out a chick, in order to extract the pussy juices.

He was thirsty so he used Banovski’s straw.

by Uncle Ron January 13, 2020

Worth a straw

Someone who doesn't go through with his or her plans.

A coward or someone who doesn't take risks.

Awulian: I tried to play Tennis with Andy yesterday, but, he told me he came to look around the court for lost money.

Cahill: He is worth a straw, he is worthless, he slept all day while we were on a camping trip last month.

by Agutkeu August 25, 2011

Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.

She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw

by ForsakenExile October 17, 2012