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Scripting

When you are losing/about to lose a game of FIFA when everything apparently goes against you and its never your fault.
I have been battering you this game and you will score in the 90th minute just watch.... Its FIFA scripting again!
by ivor largeun June 27, 2018
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sritan

Sritan's are very athletic people. He, she, or it are always nice on the outside but very arrogant. sritan’s typically have a lot of friends
He was winning every single race he is such a sritan.
by Ransit ilan February 14, 2021
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Get Scripted

The inevitable. It was going to happen no matter what.

New Movement set for 2012.
Bro 1 - Dude I heard you got in a fight?!

Bro 2 - Yea kid was going to get scripted!

Bro 1 - Scripted? What does that mean?

Bro 2 - Means I was going to rock that dude no matter what. Kid got scripted.
by Deeeeeeeeezzz December 28, 2011
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Floppy Scripts

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.
This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.
by liltimtim September 20, 2023
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rip the script

A deviation of flip the script, it means to completely destroy someone using what they said against you.
When he was talking about how old ass all my clothes were and I saw him wearing Mickey Mouse draws, I grabbed the mike and ripped the script.
by P. Noland August 12, 2005
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The Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
John- Yo have you read The Bee Movie Script?
Evan- Nah dude. Should I?
John- Duh!
by Sheld_ May 14, 2021
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POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
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