squatter squad

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.

Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.

by idgafimanon October 26, 2015

squattie

describing someone who is short and thick

That girl over there looks a little squattie.

by LeeyahR August 2, 2016

squattie

one who temporarily lives in empty or abandoned properties

I found a squattie living in the crawl space of my empty rental home.

by General Watchdog November 12, 2016

Squatter

(noun)...Looks, acts, smells and is the native Texan, Lizandro Martinez. See also: narcissist (noun), sociopath (noun), emotionally disabled and/or selfish loser

Oh, I know that squatter, he stayes at my place a while and slept with me but then told me he didn't love me, wouldn't pay rent and wouldn't go away

by Nabeelcloud November 30, 2016

Squatter-fall

The orgasmic act of squirting pussy juice into a bowl of choice whilst squatting.

Lady: hurry up im cumming

Gentleman: ditch the bowl baby I'm gonna drink from under your squatter-fall.

by Manshorts March 22, 2017

squatter

A small or foreign car older model low to the ground. Economy vehicle. You gotta squat to get in and out of whip.

Girl Rayshawn got a job finally got a squatter to get around in.
Somebody hit my squatter, and kept going. Damn!

by New2me2 January 18, 2018

Squattel

When you drop that ass on a nice firm seat with no intention of rising for the rest of the day, lest you need to refuel on sick gamer fuel (Doritos, Mountain Dew, etc.) or defecate.

After work I'm going to squattel hard af on my RGB gaming chair.

by lootcrate June 12, 2018