Slutena Homoez

1. what selena gomezs parents should have named her

2. any slut who acts like selena gomez

1. jill: i love wizards of waverly place its my favorite show!
will: that show is terrible
bill: yeah. it has slutena homoez

2. damn slutena homoez over there needs to stop flirting with that girl.

by JayFawkesIsGreat May 14, 2011

spite

Due to someone making you angry (ex, friends, parents) you turn off your cell phone, go party, hang out with your buds and doing everything knowing that the person who made you mad, will get angry at your for doing. This hater of yours won't know what you actually are doing, but because you know it'll make them mad, you are happy. Your purpose is just to piss them off behind their backs.

I'm going to spite her/him by sleeping with someone else.

I'm going to spite her/him by not doing my homework.

I'm spiting her/him by staying up all night and getting drunk.

by L!z July 2, 2005

sautee

a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.

look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Sugar Shute

A sugar shute is a sexy girls butt

Hey bro, look across the street! damn are those some nice Sugar Shutes

by babekins March 13, 2010

poop shute assasin

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole

oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin

by shelly suck off October 25, 2009

Spite marriage

A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.

"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."

by Luddz June 11, 2015

Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

by Sir Duke October 12, 2006