Spradling

Totally fucked, ruined....Smoking the Chone style shit.

I just got totally Spradling, my wife left with my Auidi A8 with another dude!!!

by Father Spradling December 28, 2007

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

sproing

The noise made when the button on a woman's top that's just a little too tight explodes away and reveals a lot of cleavage.

*sproing* holy shit her boobs are huge that button put out my eye

by zufield November 12, 2007

scrolling

Looking a person, usually a girl, up and down so it is like you are "scrolling" up and down a computer screen.

girl #1:Well, that was awkward...

girl # 2: What?

girl #1: that random guy was just scrolling me!

by michelleoremily October 2, 2010

Sprouting

A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.

Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?

Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!

Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)

by Craven Angel October 1, 2008

Scrolling

The word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.

Shit, I just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of Exctasy, I am scrolling.

by Biff Justice November 11, 2005

Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.

My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.

by keguse August 28, 2012