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meet the spartans

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.
Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
by drik December 9, 2008
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sparta kick

To kick the living hell out of someones chest with the flat of the bottom of your foot.
"that midget wouldnt shut the fuck up so i sparta kicked it."
by JamerJones December 13, 2007
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Spartakick

Spartakick is a front kick to the torso from one person that propels another person's full body mass through the air, especially into inescapable death or in a downward direction, so named because of the famous line and action from 300 where King Leonidas kicks the Persian ambassador down a well.
"William Wallace spartakicked the governor down the hill toward the execution post for slitting the throat of his wife." "Malcolm Reynolds spartakicked Krull into the engine of the Serenity when Niska's enforcer would not listen to reason."
by Eruandil-Yan June 12, 2008
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Splatart

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.
Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.
by Billybobpete August 16, 2009
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Spartacus

Spartacus was a Thracian Gladiator of Normadic stock, who (along with several other "generals") in the year 73BC, led a slave uprising that started at the school of Gladiatoral arts situated in ancient Capua, Rome. The rebellion started off with a relatively small number of escaped slaves numbering around 70, but grew to consist of over 100,000 slaves who had escaped their Roman masters to join Spartacus in rebellion. He was later put down in 71BC by Marcus Crassus and Gnaeus Pompeus Magnus (also known as Pompey - THE Pompey) following the battle of Siler River.

In the aftermath of the war, Crassus famously crucified 6000+ of the surviving rebels along the Via Appa with each cross standing several feet apart from each other, from Capua to Rome.
Spartacus was a fierce warrior.
by Historian7769 July 8, 2016
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Summit Spartan

Full of assholes who think there cool. Love to spend daddy’s money’s that’s not there. Wish they could be like anyone but them. Suck at football, if that’s even what you call what there doing.
John- Wanna go play pool with the summit spartan kids?
Everyone-NOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Indynation August 20, 2019
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sparta kick

To yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and subsequently kick someone into a huge well.
Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!! *performs a sparta kick on Xerxes*
by Tisteca August 10, 2008
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