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spoon

When having sex, a woman puts her back to a mans chest and they have sex like that...still up the pussy
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.
by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005
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spoon

thats a phat spoon
by mch May 23, 2003
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Spoon

1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"

"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"

Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.

Ted's favourite position is spooning.

Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".

"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon October 26, 2006
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spoon

The word "spoon" is a racial slur originating from italian immigrants in the NY and NJ areas in the early 1900's. "Spoon" refers to the characteristic shape of a black's nose, as well as the reflection of black skin off a well-polished spoon.

See also moulinyan
Leroy was considering implanting a spoon in place of his broken nose, because his wife broke their only mirror.
by Italian Stallion March 6, 2005
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spooning

the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.
Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises
by !@#%$@%$@# January 29, 2009
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