dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.

She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.

by Matt Sch September 4, 2005

Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.

I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 3, 2009

sponge-worthy

from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).

Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."

by jodama December 28, 2005

Cut the Sponge

When your computer dies to a virus

James: Don't download that application! It makes Michael's computer cut the sponge
Peter: Aw damn thanks for telling me

by SPNGCTR March 14, 2021

boob sponge

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.

Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!

by xxxcreamytentacion December 31, 2017

Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

sponge job

The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts

"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"

by Master Apps December 4, 2004