Spoingadunk

When an occurence is too unique to be just a coincidence

I wanted to listen to this song and it played next on the radio, what a spoingadunk.

I had a crazy spoingadunk happen to me the other day.

by kooreum June 14, 2017

spoingant

Spoingant is used when somthing is very dilicious or awsome to the point of you wanting to die.

This cinnimon role was very spoingant.
That skateboard trick was the most spoingant thing ive ever seen.

by BigDinidu November 13, 2018

yoinky spoinky

a dance that chat told jerma to do

no chat i will not hit that yoinky spoinky

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!

"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."

by Clark Graff December 27, 2008

Sphincterbate

The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.

'I like to sphincterbate on my couch while nobody's home.'

by JO3HO3 March 21, 2010

sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.

My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.

by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013

Sphincter Spigot

A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.

Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.

That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.

by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016