spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004

Spanglish

noun- a word or a phrase given to a mixed language between Spanish and English. Many Spanish people speak Spanglish when they are learning or talking in English.

also an adjective

examples, first in Spanglish then in plain English; me voy a kill you >>I'm going to kill you;
me gusta very much >> I like it a lot/very much;
very intelligente >> very intelligent.

by Chris Clough January 4, 2008

Spanglinese

n. The combination of Spanish, English and Japanese all used in daily speech.

Dan: Donde esta the tearai, please?
Matt: Huh?
Dan: Where is the baño, kudasai?
Matt: Dude, what the fuck are you saying?
Dan: It's Spanglinese, now where is the damn bathroom?
Matt: Oh...first door on the left.

by MaSTerSHotO October 19, 2005

spankles

An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".

1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!

2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.

by SinMickey June 29, 2008

Spangle

(verb)A blumpkin fused with a 69 were the girl is inverted while they undergoing oral sex on a toilet.

Carlos and Tanya spangled in the boys restroom at the club after they had one too many to drink.

by Dr.Papa Smurf April 8, 2010

Spanglish

Not to be confused with the mock language; this usage of spanglish refers to a type of movie in which the plot is extremely complex or seems to have no plot at all. It dates back to the original movie, 'Spanglish', which many people had to watch seven times to understand what it was about.

What the hell? That's the third time I have watched this movie and I still don't get it! It's so freakin' spanglish!

by Spade6sic6 April 24, 2010

spanglecunt

a word used to describe a person who is famous for being a massive cunt. for example donald trump or katie hopkins.

Did you see the news yesterday?
yeah donald trump is a proper spanglecunt.

by nirvanabananas September 6, 2016