A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the
internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of
ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in
ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.
" Look
mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No
Johnny, that would be awful, just get some
nice ham."
The words of a wise person.