Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon

Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!

by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011

Solitaire

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

I have to go play solitaire now...

by Katie March 30, 2004

sovietnam

The name that Russia would name Vietnam if they conquered it.

Soviet + Vietnam = Sovietnam

by SyrupClown December 9, 2008

Solitude

happiness

The man was most happy in solitude.

by RemoveKebab December 31, 2014

Soviet Union

A country that still exists. The Soviets tricked us into thinking that they broke up in the 90s, but they really didn't.

The reason why the Siovet Union did not break up in the 90s was because they had no reason to. Bigger country=more power.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Soviet Safeway

A really bad supermarket characterised by poor produce selection and long lines at the check out.

Homeboy: If we gonna drink tequila we need to stop at the store and get some limes.

Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!

by oldbull September 6, 2010