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sadist

An often misunderstood term in the English language. Being a sadist does not immediately mean you're a demented monster. Being a sadist could include: telling a deez nuts joke, teasing someone in nearly any way, or finding someone cute when they are blushing or flustered.

In short, most people are sadistic in some way.
Jim: God, Janet looks so cute when she's blushing

Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist

Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.
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Sadistic Auschwitz Guard

Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
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Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?
Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
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Sofist

Discrimination against a person with the name Sofia, not Sophia
Person 1: bro I hate all Sofias
Person 2: bro, that’s Sofist
by TheRizzler123 January 25, 2026
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Sweetheart Sadist

A sweetheart sadist is someone who gains sexual pleasure from seeing their partner vulnerable or weak but does not wish to genuinely pain them or make them uncomfortable. In a sense, a sadist who is also caring and values consent and comfort; only wanting to preform sadistic acts if their partner has consented and is comfortable as well. This is similar to aspects of and/or correlates with BDSM.
Milo is a sweetheart sadist because he enjoys making his girlfriend weak and vulnerable, but he is also sweet and does not wish to genuinely hurt her.
by junniejunnie June 15, 2024
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sauce-faced sadist

A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.
Carla Ciccone's expose paints Jian Ghomeshi as a sauce-faced sadist.
by elektrax October 27, 2014
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Friendly Neighborhood Sadist

C albert thought this is best described as a drugged, manipulated, vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a guy looking to pick up any one he could get back so he could trap them. Uses his alienation and hostage taking skills to force the her in compromising situations...this guy is a disgusting....truth is a friendly neighborhood sadist would be a slut, someone easy, a mark....so with that said you fail to accurately describe any Caren(beautiful crazy woman) I know....Carens are the magic yet flexible enough to be the magician, a Witch yet smart enough to be the Spell, often a Teacher but also the lesson needed.....Carens wouldn't be best described as unicorns, just not enough uniqueness..maybe a glowing unicorn with a sparkling glitter mane elevated by love, if a unicorn is a must it would be THAT GOOD..she is a friendly neighborhood sadist only if you rewrite a few dictionaries and relearn the ENGLISH language until that occurs she will be MAGIC
Caren is Magic this includes sadist to dominatrix, lover to loved, winner to won and amazing to me. Caren isn't some 2 bit friendly neighborhood sadist Charlie makes her out to be but her Magic lets him believe whatever he wants to believe while she remains the same. Asperger syndrome often keeps people from facing people they have wronged it requires a lot of patience and love to wait.
by Brian with an I not a why March 6, 2022
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