soccer mom

A 30 to 50 year old woman, usually straight, whose whole life revolves around their children and "empowering" themselves by trying to censor anything even remotely violent, vulgar, or bad in any way. Some have tattoos just to show how tough and empowered they are.

Their children are usually maladjusted due to their parents not letting them see anything remotely "bad" or vulgar, even when they are teenagers.

As implied by the name, their children play sports, usually soccer. Soccer moms can be identified by a generic sticker on the back of their car, or a "My child is an honor student at <insert school> Middle School" bumper sticker.

They also drive SUVs even though they do not need them, and cause many accidents. They are very active in their children's school activities.

That soccer mom is always at the PTA meetings!

by Luigi30 November 4, 2004

soccer mom

Contrary to Definition 44, a Soccer Mom is not a selfless, sainted holy person providing for her angelic children. She is usually white, 30-45 years of age, and is forever boring everyone around her with stories about her kids soccer skills. The cell phone, starbucks coffee and large minivan/suv are invariably part of her identity. Also she is consumerist, wasteful, oblivious to her effect on others, lives in a bland suburb and is usually a right wing Christian fanatic. Has no career aspirations. Bitch. A waste of ammunition

The brainless soccer mom drove 80 in the 30 zone while taling on her phone and driving her kids to soccer.

by Andrew5646465 December 28, 2005

Cox Sucker

Someone who is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money to get internet from Cox Cable.

"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"

by u fekn gooks November 6, 2014

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.

Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K

by Dang_dats_not_bad May 9, 2020

Soccer Mom

White, middle-class, middle-aged female. Hair pulled through the back of the baseball cap, into a ponytail. Usually seen "driving" a very large SUV. Also seen at stop signs staring aimlessly with their mouth open waiting for an open spot in traffic. Usually doesn't find one, so they pull out in traffic hoping to make their own spot. Thus causing an accident, which is paid for by their husbands income. Seen as an active parent at school. However, they never talk to their children because they have a cell phone blocking their ear, that they constantly scream into. Participating in booster clubs, PTA, church organizations. Ironically, you can find them cursing at the cashier because he couldn't return their curtains that they bought over a year ago, but never found time in their oh-so-busy lives to put up. All of this is usually done in front of their 'christian' children, who are going to grow even more mindless than their role model of a mother. Occasionally they go in flocks to the nearest mall, and trash every department they step into, throwing shoes on the ground, leaving once-hung items lying on the floor. Sometimes you see them running for the nearest open register, and fighting with the women that casualy strolls in front of her, explaining that she was there first, and doesn't have time to waste. She has to drive her one or two children away in an SUV that comfortably seats 8, so they don't miss their sports practice, or dance recital. Inflating gas prices mean nothing to these women and their gas hungry SUVs, because they haven't paid for anything with their own money since they married the father, who gets drunk twice a day, and comes home late into the evening. Lastly, these soccer mom's only answer to "homemaker"

A soccer mom is the lady you've seen on the side of the road yelling into her cell phone, standing next to an SUV with a flat tire. Don't offer help, she'll never appreciate it.

by Chriswizzle May 30, 2006

Sucker Kick

When you kick someone who is not expecting it. Usually it is done to a delicate area like the head, spine, or crotch.

Did you see that guy get sucker kicked?

by u_no_who_right March 10, 2010

wheel sucker

To be on a long bike ride (training ride or race)and trailing a person or people very closely (thereby minimizing your effort and making the person in front of you do all the hard work)all day until the last leg, then taking off to finish the ride first in front of your buddies like you are hero.

"Did you see him last week? He is such a Wheel Sucker. He pulled a wellesley and rode up my back for 60 miles and then took off like a hero to finish the ride in front of us all!!! He should take some HGH, rather than make me do all the hard work"!

by The Real IG August 9, 2007