Sorbj

AHHH I LOVE SORBJ!!!! Wait....what? You don't know who sorbjis? Sorbj is love, Sorbjt is life, Sorbj is a god among us. We are inferior beings to Sorbj. We always will be. Sorbj has been sent to us by the lord Scriabin. Why would I listen to anything else when Sorbj exists? I would gladly die for Sorbj. I would MURDER an orphan for Sorbj. I would MURDER my entire family and bloodline for Sorbj . I would sacrifice an entire ARMY for Sorbj. Why, you ask? Isn't this obsessive? No. It is not because Sorbj is love, Liszt is life. OH MY GOD SORBJ IS SO AMAZING PLEASE JUST HAVE MY BABIES ALREADY!!!!! Are you serious right now? You...still don't like Sorbj???? WHAT??!! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SORBJ ? HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO OPUS CLAVICEMBALISTICUM??? SEQUENTIA CYCLICA? SYMPHONIC NOCTURNE??? THIS IS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PERFECTION YOU ARE FILTHY! YOU BELONG IN THE SEWERS!!!! WHAT ABOUT VILLA TASCA? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS DEDICATION TO HIS SEAMLESS UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO COMBINE ECSTECY AND MUSIC?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY USAGE OF POLYCHORDS AND POLYRHYTHMS IN MUSIC???? People like you are STAINING the perfectly clean cloth that Sorbj was cut from. Us NORMAL beings do NOT deserve to be able to experience the ABSOLUTE GOD that Sorbj is.

Sorbj is a shitty 'human being'. His jokes are so bland? I think. They're kind of like my poop. He said stuff like "ur mom" and "sussy baka". Ah, he’s so shit. His hair, I've touched his hair and he has touched mine. His hair is SO curly and soft. It's naturally curly. It's brown or black, I'm not sure. I will find out once I see him again on Monday.

by Suszaki September 13, 2021

The Soren

Shisha flavour. The Soren is a mix between apple and mint creating a delicious, cooling and smooth sensation in your mouth. The Soren derived from a Sören H who visited Switzerland, and ordered a Shisha with not only apple flavour but with a melange of apple and mint.

Yes we would like a Soren please.
or,
Yo pass the Soren.
or even,
Man this Soren is the shit.

by Cocaine snorter, J-man April 18, 2010

Frat sores

A venerial disease contracted from a frat star

Seriously, I have such a bad case of the frat sores after a crazy ass night at the phi mu alpha house

by Brireezylady June 10, 2013

drown your sorrows

to handle your problems by consuming a substantial quantity of alcohol

Man, so he left you because he was "too busy" and one week later he's dating someone else? Listen, forget him. Let's get you out to a bar to drown your sorrows.

by soberlion May 31, 2011

Soraya

A very overprotective girlfriend and is very attracted to Sid. Soraya is beautiful and sweet and doesn’t even know it. She is the cutest and most perfect girl and she doesn’t even know it. She will one day realise how amazing she is after she meets her perfect guy or girl. When she meets this guy or girl she gives the best hugs and is very open. Her cuddles are legendary and when you watch movies together you never get to see the movie you just talk and kiss.

I loved her automatically she is perfect. She was such a soraya

by 🤓 geek February 26, 2018

sorete

In Argentina:
a) A stool, a turd, a pice of shit;
b) Someone bad, evil or traitorous; or
c) Something worthless, insignificant.

a) -(golpeando la puerta de un baño ocupado) Está ocupado?

-No, soy el sorete que aprendió a hablar.

- - - - - -

-(knocking on busy bathroom's door) -Is there anyone in there?

-No, I'm the turd who learnt how to speak.

b) "¡Ese tipo es un sorete mal cagado!"; That guy is a turd poorly shat; and

c) "¡Tu mamá no sabe un sorete!"; Your momma doesn't know shit!

by Pablorth January 1, 2011

Soroosh

That person that everyone names as their coolest friend, emergency contact, best person to invite to a party. He's that guy in a good way.

Are you going to that kegger on Friday?

No because Soroosh isn't going to be there.

by sorrybaby December 11, 2009