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slomo

Used to define a fellow motorist who is both slow and a homo. This is most commonly used when waiting on a passing car to make a turn. At first judgement you think the car is too close to make the turn, but soon after notice that said car is going way to freaking slow and you should have just gone a long time ago.
"Come on, slomo, hurry the hell up.."
by V-Smack July 5, 2007
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solomon grundy

When you double fist a female, one in ass one in vagina. You left her into the air and shake her violently. Extra points if you tell a Solomon Grundy quote.
"Solomon Grundy want oral, too!"
She was so light, I gave her a Solomon Grundy over my head! Solomon Grundy smash Batgirl
by MrDun June 14, 2015
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Solomon

He has dark brown eyes, brown hair that changes shades depending on the season, a little tall, smells great and always popular with the ladies
Girl 1:Hey you know solomon

Girl 2: you mean my ex?

Girl 1: I was gonna tell you we were a thing

Girl 3: oh I know him he is super cute
by Solo the hetero sexual October 26, 2019
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sologomy

A person who only has sex with himself. They only masturbate and don't have sex with other people. They practiced sologomy. (solo) by themselves or sologomy. Monogomy is sex with one person and sologomy (solo) is sex with oneself.
The monk lived a life of sologomy in the monastery. After he broke up with his girlfriend, Bill decided he was tired of dating and decided to practice sologomy from now on. The geek couldn't find anyone to date so he lived a life of sologomy.
by tony1492 August 27, 2013
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slomocrunktion

Slomocrunktion
being drunk,faded and rolling

the beer got me drunk, which made me crazy,
to get faded made it slow, and rolling, got me going.

SLOMOCRUNKTION
by COsmic Rage March 29, 2009
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Sodomorm

One who has gotten with a mormon but isn't a mormon themselves. They are a legend in our eyes.
Man, that Sodomorm is such a legend! He banged that mormon chick!
by SomeAnonymousDude July 30, 2010
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salomo

a Salomo is an exotic species, he’s the best creature in the jungle and the wilderness. It’s meat is very tender and delicious.
The exotic Salomo runs freely in the north eastern area of South America.
by the exotic Salomo March 7, 2021
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