Bitch Snowman

When your friend is a glowing vampire and they literally blind you because they’re so white.

Yo, Nina is a bitch snowman!

by ThatOneKid2005 September 23, 2019

melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 28, 2018

Frosting the Snowman

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Tornado, Texas Toast Strudel, Creampie Christening, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl and she was still riding me. She was so wet when she came that she shot my load back and it hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro she was Frosting the Snowman

by DJRoms December 1, 2020

spinning snowflake snowman

a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010

"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"

by ABiggerNigger May 23, 2021

Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

1. The most addictive song ever (from the blockbuster Frozen)!
2. Another way of saying "do you want to have sex?".

I can't stop singing "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?"!

I wanted that pussy, so I asked my girlfriend, "do you wanna build a snowman?".

by dat guy from da insta July 3, 2014

Sneaky Snowman

When you come up behind someone stick a carrot in their mouth and fuck them in the ass.

"See that hoe over there? I gave her the sneaky snowman and she tried to eat the carrot."
"Dude, that's a donkey."

by goupy August 19, 2011

buttery snowman

The act of urinating on a female in the snow while she's wearing all white clothing

Dude I just buttery snowman'd Christine.
Man I'm never gonna be able to look at her the same way

by Rick the dick November 21, 2013