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The Snowplow

Ok kids, if your in a serious relationship don't do this. Its when your bangin out your skeet skeet from behind and when she least expects it, you knock her hands out from underneath her thus driving her face into the ground. Then you ram her towards the wall.... The snowplow.
"Damn, that chic wouldn't let me bang her butt, so I gave that bitch The Snowplow last night".
by G man yo! August 5, 2008
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Alaskan Snowplow

The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.
Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.
by diaperbandit August 19, 2010
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surprise snowplow

When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.
"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"
by Thatdudefromthatplace October 16, 2008
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Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.
I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.
by Eli February 3, 2005
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Indiana Snowplow

A disturbing sexual method used in an orgy, where an ejaculation is directed onto another penis, and then inserted into someone else's orifice.
Anyone who does the Indiana Snowplow has got to be gay...
by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005
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snowplow

What one exclaims before knocking down or over or destroying or plowing object(s) or people.
I knocked her cup of hot tea over but it's ok because I yelled "snowplow" first.
by The Batmobile February 6, 2010
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sidewalk snowplow

A group of people walking shoulder-to-shoulder on the sidewalk who refuse break formation to allow oncoming pedestrians to pass.
I was on my way to work when I encountered a group of teenagers who were walking the opposite direction. I had to step into the gutter to avoid colliding with that sidewalk snowplow.
by Kuiper Beltran July 26, 2010
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