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Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
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Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz
Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?
by Smegman63 October 7, 2021
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The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024
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Smeg

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket
by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020
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Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends
Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
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Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.
Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg
by John Rook December 10, 2018
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Smeg

You see my sister, she’s a smeg
by annonymoue June 1, 2022
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