Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 27, 2017

pussy smegma

When an inexperienced or dirty man has a crusty pp and he stinks up your vajayjay

Girl me and Shanay were having a 3 way with Rob and he gave us that pussy Smegma.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

Smegma

A play on words, very funny

"Hey Did You Hear of Smegma?"
"What the fuck is Smegma?"
"Smegma ass lmao"

by ShrekWes69 September 27, 2020

Smegma

Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.

This smegma looks like butter between my lips

by Trailsister October 31, 2020

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

smegma overload

Smegma overload

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John

by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023