smashing lasagna

When 2 or more friends get together and cram hot Italian food inside of their neighbors mail boxes.

"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"

by Zedzel March 23, 2017

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011

Smashing-reef

Smoking weed

Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"

by Truthonsomenonsense June 10, 2011

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.

We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012