Scuppers the Sailor Dawg

A bad ass, mo fo, biatch from the kid's book Scuppers the Sailor Dog by Margret Wise Brown who sails the deep green sea having many righteous adventures.

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg popped a cap in yo pirate ass.

by Bin Der Dun Dat October 17, 2008

sailor mouth

Spongebob episode, S2, E1, first aired September 21, 2001.

Line from "Sailor Mouth" - "Krabs is a (dolphin sound)"

by WhipRBLX January 8, 2017

Sailor's Mouth

The habit of using speech containg profuse amounts of curse words and other offensive language, due to time spent in the U.S. Navy.

This is common speak in the Navy, but may be frowned upon elsewhere.

sailor 1: hey bit**, what are you doing for lunch today? want to go get some fu**in' sh**donald's?

civilian friend: whoa dude, tone down your sailor's mouth. and yes, i would love to go.

by Sailormanbananaton March 23, 2011

Sailor Jerry

1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"

2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like

1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!

2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"

3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"

by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010

smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.

Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'

by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008

"Well, then. We sail without him!"

Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"

"Where's Sak?"
"He's still sick."
"Well, then. We sail without him!"

by Tom Bosch March 24, 2006

bacon sails

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.

In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"

by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007