slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

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slippy gurn

when your jaw senselessly loses control and moves side to side without you being aware of it: under the effects of ecstasy.

yooo check mikey's slippy gurn!

man that pills giving you a slippy gurn bro

woah that guys gone all the way to spangladesh, slippy gurn for days

by smallmally bigs May 24, 2017

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When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.

Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np

by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019

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The husband of the lunch lady, trying to hold on while she gushes..

Yo dawg, that girl's hot, you know her?

Yeah, she's Slippy Joe's.

by JackTrades July 31, 2019

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That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 07, 2021

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When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices

Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.

by Jowser June 10, 2020

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