Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003

San Francisco slippers

derogatory term for kneepads

Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.

by cspri May 31, 2006

slippery noodle

Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.

Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.

by Ankytomacafl May 24, 2009

slippery sandal

when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off

slippery sandal: blow job of the toes

by soup of the day September 28, 2009

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.

"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"

by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

bitch-slappery

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

Brown Slipper

A sexual act made popular in the 70s by cultural icon: Loni Anderson.

The move involves two participants. The first lies face down in a star fish pose while the second then runs at a sprint and jams their left foot into the first participant's anus.

Is also known as the "My Left Foot" in some Hollywood circles.

Dude#1: Last night was rough man...
Dude#2: Why? What happened??
Dude#1: She gave me the Brown Slipper.... *sobs uncontrollably*

by Chet Biggenston June 30, 2012