A bunch of mentally challenged guys who confused fagots with maggots.
Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Nathan: Hey Juan, did you hear the new album from Slipknot.
Juan: NO!!
Nathan: Me neither.
Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
Juan: NO!!
Nathan: Me neither.
Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
by Eric The Lazy Cheetah July 11, 2008
Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.
by Skeletine June 07, 2007
by Anonymous December 04, 2002
n. Another one of those nu-metal rock groups that believe screaming and wailing nonsensical lyrics while “thrashing” on their guitars is a form of music. Hell, avoid this and all metal bands and new-age rock bands. Listen to something good, like David Bowie.
Notice how all the Slipknot fans do not use proper grammar? Notice how they have no grasp of the English language. Hell, the bastards wouldn’t know proper grammar if it crawled up and bit them in the ass.
by Verges May 23, 2004
a band with 9 members making loud noises and callin it metal.
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument
by esi88 January 07, 2010
Basically an overrated band which consists of nine (Yes, NINE) people. Sounding too much like Sepultura instrumentally and god knows what vocally they can only find fans through selling out by wearing masks and jumpsuits(Which look prety silly). Their style is Nu-metal (Or as 'Maggots' ((Or as I call them 'Faggots'))call Alternative Metal.) They call their fans Maggots which real people might call Faggots. I would agree that their drummer is good but everything else is just bleh. Their singer is also in a band called Stone Sour which I kinda like but I still detest Slipknot. They have a Turntablist in a band which is pointless. Their guitar parts are repetitive and their bass is just incoherant. Lately they have decided to put in solos into some of their songs but they still sound like a cat being choked by a vaccum cleaner.
fans of this band always try to get me to listen to them but I have heard them and I really dont find the music any good.
fans of this band always try to get me to listen to them but I have heard them and I really dont find the music any good.
Shitknot fan: Lolol u got 2 listin 2 Slipkunt, dey are da bestest ever.
Me: Ehh... no dont think so, go home.
Shitknot fan: omg ur queer slipknot are da bestest band ever and they have awesome gitars nd drumz. I'm a maggot and im awsum.
Me: Ahaha a Maggot. Even the band hates you. *Continues listening to Megadeth*
Me: Ehh... no dont think so, go home.
Shitknot fan: omg ur queer slipknot are da bestest band ever and they have awesome gitars nd drumz. I'm a maggot and im awsum.
Me: Ahaha a Maggot. Even the band hates you. *Continues listening to Megadeth*
by Crap>Skipknot January 31, 2007