slipknot

Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.

Hey, look at me! My hair's 2 feet long, and I've got a Slipknot t-shirt! That makes me hardcore.

by Skeletine July 1, 2007

slipknot

When the partner recieving anal penetraition locks up and will not let go.

Jimmy let go with a slipknot and Bruce could not get free for a half an hour.

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

Slipknot

n. Another one of those nu-metal rock groups that believe screaming and wailing nonsensical lyrics while “thrashing” on their guitars is a form of music. Hell, avoid this and all metal bands and new-age rock bands. Listen to something good, like David Bowie.

Notice how all the Slipknot fans do not use proper grammar? Notice how they have no grasp of the English language. Hell, the bastards wouldn’t know proper grammar if it crawled up and bit them in the ass.

by Verges May 23, 2004

slipknot

a band with 9 members making loud noises and callin it metal.
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument

1 : hey i just bought the new slipknot cd!

2 : oh cool! , so when's your 13th birthday party again?

by esi88 January 7, 2010

slipknot

Basically an overrated band which consists of nine (Yes, NINE) people. Sounding too much like Sepultura instrumentally and god knows what vocally they can only find fans through selling out by wearing masks and jumpsuits(Which look prety silly). Their style is Nu-metal (Or as 'Maggots' ((Or as I call them 'Faggots'))call Alternative Metal.) They call their fans Maggots which real people might call Faggots. I would agree that their drummer is good but everything else is just bleh. Their singer is also in a band called Stone Sour which I kinda like but I still detest Slipknot. They have a Turntablist in a band which is pointless. Their guitar parts are repetitive and their bass is just incoherant. Lately they have decided to put in solos into some of their songs but they still sound like a cat being choked by a vaccum cleaner.
fans of this band always try to get me to listen to them but I have heard them and I really dont find the music any good.

Shitknot fan: Lolol u got 2 listin 2 Slipkunt, dey are da bestest ever.

Me: Ehh... no dont think so, go home.

Shitknot fan: omg ur queer slipknot are da bestest band ever and they have awesome gitars nd drumz. I'm a maggot and im awsum.

Me: Ahaha a Maggot. Even the band hates you. *Continues listening to Megadeth*

by Crap>Skipknot February 3, 2007

Slipknot

First of all fuckers. Slipknot do NOT label themselves as Black metal or Death metal. They just call themselves Slipknot. Just as their fans. And it's not just teenagers that listen to them. My dad, who's 41, like some of their songs. And to all of you who say that their songs doesnt contain other words than "fuck, I hate you", you should go and suck your daddy.
The reason they wear masks is that they don't wanna be judged by how they look. And they are not a band put together by a record company. And it takes talent to play 9 guys in a band. And last: maybe all the members of Slipknot are not the best drummer, or the best singer, or whatever. But put together they are the best band.

Stay (SiC) Maggots

Non-maggot: Slipknot suck ass.
Maggot: YOU suck ass. Go listen to your fuckin' pop-shit you call music

by Swedish_maggot December 4, 2004

slipknot

self explanitry

lip snot

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