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skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!
by Mandingoh November 29, 2004
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lid skid

shit spray (skid marks) on the underside of a toilet seat left by a volatile bout of the squirts
Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.

When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.

Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
by NCKnobster April 17, 2011
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Skid bibs

Bib overalls with skid marks in them. Usually from hard working men in the woods or farm but just as common with old men with bathroom problems.
After a long day of work, Clyde had Betty wash his skid bibs.
by duckkiller April 25, 2021
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skid wack

defines a person who often a dick head and is annoying most of the time AKA harry lee ...
harry your a skid wack
by jim bab June 8, 2019
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Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.
Man I took a skidded shit.
by Bigtrek March 25, 2019
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banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.
I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids
by romangeezer August 28, 2015
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