When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!
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A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
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Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
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Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.
Whoa. You must be wasted.
Do you have any Twinkies?
Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.
Whoa. You must be wasted.
Do you have any Twinkies?
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Ash showed Lauren a pic of her bf, and she had a sitting orgasm as soon as she saw him.
She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
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