Jimmi Simpson

The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".

"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"

"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"

"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."

Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"

by Barbara Barbara March 4, 2017

Ashlee Simpson

To lipsync on SNL, proceed to get caught when someone played the wrong track, your band catches on and starts playing that track when you were supposed to be playing another track. aka to suck cock.

wow I suck so much ill just lipsync

by Kevo October 24, 2004

Maggie Simpson

A intellegent 1 year old who sucks on a pacifier 24/7,has shot at least 5 people,and has had the first Godfather movie told out to her by Moe

"Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!"

by Ashley L January 17, 2004

simmer

To cook over low-heat!

What temperature are you cooking the chicken and dumplings?
I am letting it simmer!
Oh, so you are cooking it slowly over low-heat!

by david faustino October 21, 2012

Ashlee Simpson

A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.

Ashlee: I'm a slut! Yay!

by Kamziee December 22, 2004

slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"

Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.

by Rommie May 29, 2008

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006