An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens:
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
Dude: I am soo hard!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
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by jukie_ December 17, 2015
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Love shyness is when a person (Male OR female) finds extreme difficulties in initiating or maintaining a romantic relationship with a person of interest due to lack of experience, lack of opportunity, shyness, social anxiety, etc..
Listen here, you are an ok person and a good human being, but for whatver reason people cant seee that. I want you to take a DEEP, HARD look at the mirror and ask yourself why love seems to not be working your way. Are you a social potato? Do you look like a hobbo or is your game as strong as wet bread? Whatever it is, you can improve that aspect of you in order to get men/women to find you interesting: Get a hobby where you MUST meet people, practice your smile and experiment hair styles and clothing and the like and TALK TO PEOPLE!!
Most importantly I want you to LOVE YOURSELF! Do every single thing of what I said and people will find you interesting. You might not get a significant other in days or months or even years, but who cares? Do this stuff to make you feel good about yourself! You need nobody but you to be happy.
Love shyness is when a person (Male OR female) finds extreme difficulties in initiating or maintaining a romantic relationship with a person of interest due to lack of experience, lack of opportunity, shyness, social anxiety, etc..
Listen here, you are an ok person and a good human being, but for whatver reason people cant seee that. I want you to take a DEEP, HARD look at the mirror and ask yourself why love seems to not be working your way. Are you a social potato? Do you look like a hobbo or is your game as strong as wet bread? Whatever it is, you can improve that aspect of you in order to get men/women to find you interesting: Get a hobby where you MUST meet people, practice your smile and experiment hair styles and clothing and the like and TALK TO PEOPLE!!
Most importantly I want you to LOVE YOURSELF! Do every single thing of what I said and people will find you interesting. You might not get a significant other in days or months or even years, but who cares? Do this stuff to make you feel good about yourself! You need nobody but you to be happy.
Man, I used to be completely love shy when I was younger. That changeed once I fell for a cause and the ladies/gents started falling for me.
by ILOVEBEES November 18, 2018
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by Jessica April 15, 2003
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by Daniel and Gary October 4, 2006
Get the shy ball mug.Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...
"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."
by Pen Knife March 9, 2009
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