Slappable

The ability to be slapped. Possibly leaving a red mark.

Like Kim Kardashian's butt.

"I would love to slap Kim Kardashian's big, juicy ass."
"Yeah! Her ass is totally slappable."

by Boota Lover February 7, 2013

ball slapper

When you're having sex doggy style with a girl and your balls slap up against her lower belly.

"It was a ball slapper of a good time!"

by luckylewk July 30, 2004

slapped

To be highly intoxicated from the effects of alcohol.

I was so fucking slapped last night, that Jack kicked my ass.

by Matthew Whitaker May 16, 2005

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003

Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.

Nigella Lawson is a right dapper slapper!

by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010

oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

by njd4 April 6, 2019