A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.
*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*
Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.
Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.
Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
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