shlong

A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.

Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.

by immature May 11, 2006

Shlong Master

A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.

1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore

by Diego Parra (me mexican) July 27, 2008

shlong

1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"

kudos to Russell Peters

Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"

by snakeye February 20, 2009

Shion

Main character in a decently popular anime called No.6. It's a bit of a yaoi and has a suspending plot.

"Shion is too nice for his own good."

by SafirDire May 19, 2017

Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

shaon

A handsome man of Many qualities.

He's so Shaon!

by Handsome.pete September 20, 2016

Dirty Shlongy

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.

Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.

by Lisa_G September 8, 2005