Shitlaced

"Barefaced & Shitlaced".
Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.

"Getting my protein shake and recovering today--last night was too crazy. #barefaced #shitlaced "

by abstractbalance February 6, 2017

Shituation

When your child defies gravity and shits up her back covering everything in arms reach in shit.

The baby just had an explosive diaper and now we have a shituation.

by Jessee Lou November 26, 2017

Shituation

Simply, a shitty situation

Having to decide whether to move your ailing parents in a nursing home is totally a shituation.

by Njtenice June 14, 2018

SHITUATION

When you find yourself in a emergency situation where you have to use the bathroom immediately, often times not completely making it to the toilet.

I at some bad sushi last night before we went to the club, damn near had a shituation but luckily a stall opened up.

by LE Kapp August 10, 2018

shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019

shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020

Shituation

A long drawn out bunch of crap that the rich are cramming down our throats.

T\hey need a good taste of this shituation to see how they like it.

by Bootstwo November 17, 2020