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Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013
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Shea baby

I had a Shea Baby to trick my boyfriend to stay with me.

I can feel Shea Baby coming on
by Physco Asian January 26, 2010
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Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018
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Shea

The most gorgeous lovely person in the world. Happens to be my name. Better than the definition of wendy which is highly unflattering and wrong.
Shea is the greated girl to ever have a crush on.
by Shea April 6, 2005
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Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
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shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!
by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004
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Shealicious

Shealiciousness - derived from Shealicious
1. This guy Marty often finds himself jonesing for the Shealiciousness of this girl he's crazy about.

2. There's this indescribable Shealiciousness about the way she kisses him.
by Smooth Butt November 2, 2004
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