Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Spartacuss

Spartacuss (n.)
A defiant individual who liberates others not through noble speeches, but through unapologetically vulgar rants and creative profanity. The foul-mouthed freedom fighter of emotional expression. Often found yelling truth-bombs laced with expletives in the town square (or group chat).

Example 1:
“When HR tried to silence the workers, Jared went full Spartacuss and called the manager a capitalist butt-crumpet.”

Example 2:
“She’s not just angry—she’s a Spartacuss. She swears for justice.”

by Zyximorphix May 21, 2025

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian

I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles

by unDURYEAted February 2, 2019

dirty spartacus

A man that has many female friends, but shows more affection to their male counterparts

Female He dirty Spartacus my husband, more than he does me!

by Lednam Lance March 23, 2019