shanghai neck-lick

well it's just what it sounds like. Having your neck licked by some groupie or whatever without your total consent in Shanghai or anywhere.
"Standing at the rim of the violence, I was groped by a drunk punker, complete with a shanghai neck-lick. My contempt for all-things-androgen reached its peak, and, smearing the saliva off my collar, I mined my purse for keys."

Someone Shanghai neck-licks and slobers on your neck or collar.

by badmotherboard September 16, 2006

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008

Shanghai Stroke

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.

Last night I was doing the ol’ Shanghai Stroke

by 5maorwhoppers May 2, 2025

Shanghai

The Shanghai is a rare object who is available to protect you against the bullshit of Reddit, TikTok or other repulsive content. Now days, Oompaville is the owner of it. He needs that protection.

The Shanghai is the new aluminium-paper-hat

by Se-n-pai August 8, 2020

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018