Shane

is a faggot? likes listening to death grips and likes skating, wears lots of vans or thrasher clothing i have a huge crush on him, he is also really racist. likes saying the n word and thinks farts are funny, likes playing cruelty squad, weird games and gore games. he also has somewhat curly hair, it looks nice, sometimes he is an ass but is the best friend you'll ever have. not much else to say (there is much more else to say) he is also racist and will laugh if you break your legs by getting ran over and put in a wheelchair. idk, he just shane

Person 1: *farts*
person 2: what a shane.
person 3 (is shane): I LOVE sAYING THE N WORD, MAKE YOURSELF PUKE HAHAHAHAHA NERD *says n word* FART FART FART AHAHAHAAhh. YUH africa piss fart

by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022

Shanee

Shane is a nice, loving, caring and very funny person. Sometimes they will need alot of patience and guidance but they never asks for anything and is always overly gratefull of what you do for them. They will do their best make you smile (even if it means changing into an Irish accent). Shane can be quite sensitive but can also be the strongest person at times <3

Shanee should know how loved they are.

by WriterKilljoy16 November 4, 2021

Shane

a great friend and sweet boyfriend. he cares about others and is always there for others. SUPER funny and loves when ppl laugh at his jokes. hes also really good looking, he has grey-blue eyes and light brown hair. if know a shane, your lucky, he’s a keeper<3

person1: who’s that super funny guy in our math class?
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best

by umhiigidk October 3, 2021

Shane

Shane's usually are very tall people, with gigantic dicks, I mean GIGANTIC. Any Shane you know loves Basketball, its weird but true. Usually they know lots of people in school but never talk to them outside of school. They are usually very nice, and do whatever you need them to do, good people. But don't let that trick you. To their friends they are different people, they are opposite to what they act normally. Anyways a very cool person to be around.

"Yo, Shane is a god at 2k bro."

"Shane is a very cool person, he is so hot!"

"I fucked Shane last night, his dick can't fit up me!"

by CrazyFlower2199 August 19, 2020

Shane

A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.

Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.

by KameronPotts February 8, 2009

Shane

Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.

Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.

by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009

Shane

a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.

See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.

Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.

by planeview December 4, 2009