bush's second term

Proof that god punishes us for masturbating

for that sneaky shuffle thou shalt have a shit president for another four years.

by yankeedoodlepoodle November 11, 2004

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

secondhand watching

When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.

I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die.

by Gideon Temple May 23, 2016

Regent secondary school

A Vape heaven where stocks is always available in the general office.
Sec 3/4 paikia's who's vape kena confiscate all go there. All type of device (sp2,wuzz, drag x, RELX, bold,DD3S,infinity). Vape juice also have. Everything in stock.

If want can dm [e-mail] or regentsec.edu.sg.

Student A: eh bro wan go regent secondary shool aft psle the got all type of vape in the GO
StudentB: really ah. Ok i will put my first choice as regent secondary school

by My lanjiao August 20, 2021

five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

by brolli. July 22, 2008

Second Day Stupids

The feeling one gets the day after smoking marijunana. This person is slower than normal and seems a little dumber than usual.

Joe:"Does Will seem a little more stupid today?"
Steve:"Yah man he must have second day stupids."

by Cincinatus April 12, 2008