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Selah

Selah.
The best person you will ever meet.
Brightens a room. Gives you a smile that will outshine the sun. She will love you with all her heart and will never forget you. Whether you are an ex, a friend, or a person she saw at Walmart. She never takes you for granted and always thinks about others before herself. She's Godloving and cares for you no matter what you've done. She'll keep your secrets, and will only tell when she knows it's for the best.

You're lucky to hang with her. You're lucky to be friends with her. You're lucky to date her. You're lucky even to talk to her. You want to date her?

Go for it. Make the first move. I know I'm going to.
Isaiah: Hey, who's that girl?
Layton: Oh, that's Selah. She's Kool, right?
Austin: Yo we should invite her to a party.

Kellee: Ugh, we need to get Selah away from those guys. She's stealing my men!

Selah: Kellee's a ho.
by Secretadmirerer8/9 October 27, 2019
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poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.
I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!
by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008
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slash fanfiction

fanfiction depicting a sexual and/or romantic relationship or situation between two characters of the same gender.

may involve real people or imaginary (sometimes copyrighted) characters.

often referred to as slash
harry/draco, hermione/ginny femmeslash, orlando/viggo
by spillingvelvet March 27, 2005
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splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
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Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."
by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011
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Selahattin

Selahattin is turkish. It cames from Salahaddin Ayyubî ( conqueror of Jerusalem and the most badass man in universe ) and means „I am the boss“
Selahattin is so sexy and strong .❤️
by shdjkdkdkdkfaksalalqkdkdk December 4, 2017
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boo slash nay

A term of disapointment usually used in conjunction with a diagonal hand chop gesture. (Related to its positive form, woo slash yay.)
"I didn't get the back stage passes. Boo slash nay."
by Bin Bag Ninja October 7, 2007
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