Pwnage Seizure

Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.

This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.

Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.

Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.

by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 5, 2010

Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.

The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..

by aGina June 8, 2015

Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.

Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.

by Happysun May 18, 2015

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 14, 2018

Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.

person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*

by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011

grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance

Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure

by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017

Seizure seizure

Seizure will become incompasitated and have confulsions due to epilepsy
seizure will become the action to take one property.

Only one thing came to mind when I saw them in peril im gonna make a seizure seizure.

by Thatgrimreap May 29, 2019