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Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.
Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.
by JKooks May 11, 2008
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Scrote Dumpling

When a man folds the skin of his scrotum over his penis, covering the penis completely.
Hey ladies, want to feast on my scrote dumpling?
by professor Bananas June 7, 2010
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scrote wings

this is the male versiion of a camel toe. its when the mans testicles lie on either side of the middle of his jeans
oh kenny your scrote wings looked outstanding tonight in the cellar
by joabby carter May 17, 2007
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Scrote Throat

When it is so damn cold out it feels as though your scrotum has receded up into your throat.
Steve: Holy Christ is it cold outside! My ball sack is so small it's as though I'm a women!
Anthony: Sounds like you got a bad case of Scrote Throat.
by AmbroseBurnside September 20, 2010
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Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.
He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.
by Stun13 August 13, 2014
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scrote token

any inordinate object provided to one in place of their scrotum
John lost his balls and accompanying skin sack in an unfortunate pogo stick accident. He now uses a kush ball as his scrote token...ask him to see it, its neat!
by Unkel Remus October 20, 2011
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scrote-munch

That girl over there sure is a scrote-munch.
by Ren Walker123 December 2, 2010
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