by Anonymous dust speck March 23, 2023
Get the Scoom mug.Verb. To be devoured completely and wholly. Its origins emanate from the juxtoposing audible sound emitted from an individual who is in the midst of a bountiful feast.
by Nin10Joe July 28, 2008
Get the Scompch mug.A sociopathic liar with limited intelligence. Rises to power on the pretext of “thoughts and prayers” whilst everything around them burns. Holds treachery dear by selling out his country to political infiltration by the Chinese. Can not control outbursts of delusions of grandeur and has an obsession with bubbles. Also see scomo
by Sisyphean December 21, 2019
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- Mate, you're definitely scomophobic.
- Mate, you're definitely scomophobic.
by Joel Lakeesh Mittal January 7, 2020
Get the Scomophobic mug.ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.
Hey babe what really turn you on.. I'm into ScomoPhillia porn...
You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers
You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers
by HonestD00d January 8, 2020
Get the ScoMophillia mug.When a big black man and a big white man kiss immeasurably with burning passion all while rubbing burnt dog shit mixed with mustard all over themselves.
“Ayo don’t tell me you got into a scoombalay”
“Naw man I don’t trust like that”
“Shut the fuck up bitch”
“You shut up whore sucker”
“Naw man I don’t trust like that”
“Shut the fuck up bitch”
“You shut up whore sucker”
by Praise The Lord ✝️ February 13, 2021
Get the scoombalay mug.The greatest name ever to grace the Formula One paddock. This is the surname of legend Michael Schumacher and his son Mick.
Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.
Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.
Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Person 1: Do you watch F1?
Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.
Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.
Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.
Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.
Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
by F1 Trivia December 11, 2021
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