Sacrum Swabber

someone who licks ass.

Joe was a Master Ass Blaster and a Jedi Sacrum Swabber

by gigliano August 15, 2006

Belly Button Stabber

The facial protruberance on a female's face, below the eyes and above the lips, which, depending upon the sharpening severity, can cause a man's abdominal region various degrees of lacerations while administering fellatio to said man.

Dude - bitch got done blowing me and my jizz ran into the belly button stab holes and burned like hell! She had the biggest belly button stabber I had ever seen.

by MadMan37 June 15, 2009

Gibby Stabber

A person who will cut you up just to steal the laces from your shoes. The person will resemble a homeless man.

man 1 Hey what happened to your shoes, were are your laces
man 2 I ran into the Gibby Stabber, he took my money and my shoe laces.

by gibby stabber January 23, 2010

throat stabber

A large penis

OMG! That guy last night destroyed my head game with that huge THROAT STABBER of his!

by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017

Shit Stabber

To stab someone with a piece of shit.

Step 1. Shit on a plate
Step 2. Place shit in freezer
Step 3. Remove frozen shit from freezer
Step 4. Stab someone with frozen shit
Step 5. Fuck the hole you created with the frozen shit

Thus making you a shit stabber.

by raahazaaa October 1, 2010

poo stabber

A pickle chugger or a stool pusher. Also, a real prick.

That poo stabber just cut me off!

by Moses G January 13, 2004

ball stabber

My asshole cat that will hospitalize anyone who is of the male gender

Friend: Hows your cat been
Me: you mean ball stabber?

by Your local tsundere January 18, 2021