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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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spam satchel

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel
by trisbonky February 27, 2021
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Satchel

UUHH IM SATCHEL UHH I"M SO GAY
by LICKME.it September 25, 2019
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Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?
by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016
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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.
kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
by NoahRC February 29, 2008
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Stink satchel

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.
by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020
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