meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009

Street-spooner

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Spoonerism

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"

by Amalia Lylian September 13, 2011

spoon

(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).

Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?

by Mista Askew March 13, 2005

big spoon little spoon

When spooning; the spooner on the outside with there back being untouched is known as the "big spoon" usually this person is bigger...The spooner on the inside with their stomach being untouched is the "little spoon" usually this person is smaller in some way.

While watching the 40 year old virgin, Timmy and I played big spoon little spoon on the couch

by quickdrawplay12 October 20, 2007

greasy spoon

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.

Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.

by jola January 23, 2005

Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017