samonella

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls

that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die

by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008

Samone

A attention seeker on socia network sites

Samone begging for RT's and making trends

by Twitter Boss June 14, 2013

Samoontha

Fat Drag Queen From Menomonie.

Samoontha, you are fat.

by Mother July 29, 2003

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018