“The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”
by DPScherer November 01, 2023
Sacramento, “The Land of the Nothing” or the other Indianapolis. The city and area has never had an identity or redeeming qualities. This is important to point out only because there’s a gigantic pool of low motivation basement dwellers, mall walkers and parking lot sloths that just hang out and justify how great this meaningless town is to support their decision to stay and do nothing with their own lives. Downtown Sac and now surrounding areas smell and look like giant used condom. Self promoting Sac worshippers (adult children) drive around this dump of a city in their shitty sedan, filled with Burger King dumping Burger King wrappers and ashtrays in Dollar General parking lots. Sac is just an extension of Fresno.
After leaving Wang Tung Massage Parlor in downtown Sacramento Tuesday afternoon, Kevin drove along the sidewalk throwing garbage out of his Ford Tempo while smoking a half used menthol he found on his dashboard.
by Logic Based April 25, 2024
People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.
The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.
by Drater004 July 13, 2024
Random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”
Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”
Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”
by hot actor? May 31, 2021
The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.
I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025
Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021