Swine bag

when a guy poops in a bag, freezes it, then a girl uses it as a dildo otherwise known as an alaskan pipeline

Last night tom made me a swine bag. Isnt he romantic

by jakjak1234 September 30, 2015

swine mote

a golf term used when you hit your ball into a lake, pond, stream or ditch. Used with a French accent. Originally, from a scene in the movie "Return of the Pink Panther" in which Peter Sellers attempts to gain entrance into a castle by crossing a mote. After several attempts, each time resulting in a swim in the mote, Peter Sellers exclaims..."Swine mote!"

Whack....kerplunk....swine mote!
I would have had a great round, but I hit my ball in the water on number 5 again. Swine mote!

by kdon October 17, 2006

Swine Flu

Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.

CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."

Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!

by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009

Swine transmitted disease

A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...

Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"

Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."

*All die, pandemic starts*

Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...

by Wing nut 338 (cK) May 2, 2009

swine flu

Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.

Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?

*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!

by shawty lg 23 May 9, 2009

swine noob

1. a male noob who plays WoW and thinks he's "leet"

2. a noob pig

3. a Greek guy that goes by the name of Johnny O.

4. a pig who does not listen to anyone complain and would put his cellphone under the pillow so he can't hear you say anything

5. also goes by the name Chromate (or Negative Nancy, but he'd never admit that one)

6. an oinky

Wow, that guy is such a swine noob.

by Pigstine April 30, 2009

Swine-eater

It's a guy, who eats a swine, without his radio! Can you believe it?

slipper-cat

aaah! A swine-eater!

by Fullviti December 30, 2005