Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
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Male swimmer

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer
by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 20, 2021
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Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
by FrigOff April 08, 2014
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Back Swimmer

When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.
Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.
by Libbydunn February 15, 2024
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Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.
I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.
by Libbydunn February 15, 2024
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Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 14, 2021
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Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
by -The Girls September 27, 2021
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